Et Nederlandsk bartriks

A guy walks into a coffee shop in Amsterdam with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the counter.

He turns to the astonished patrons and says, “I will make you a deal. I will open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscratched. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me some blond hash.”

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the counter, dropped his pants, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth.

The crowd gasped as the gator closed his mouth.

After a minute, the man grabbed a ceramic bong and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free bowls was delivered.

The man took a few tokes, stood up again and made another offer. “I will pay anyone in the audience 500 guilders who is willing to give this a try.”

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

“I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the bong.”