Amsterdam 2008

Lørdagslunsj

amsterdam2008 — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 13:00:06 +0000

Lunsj på Shape’n drink

Et Nederlandsk bartriks

amsterdam2008 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:56:00 +0000

A guy walks into a coffee shop in Amsterdam with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the counter.

He turns to the astonished patrons and says, “I will make you a deal. I will open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscratched. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me some blond hash.”

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the counter, dropped his pants, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth.

The crowd gasped as the gator closed his mouth.

After a minute, the man grabbed a ceramic bong and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free bowls was delivered.

The man took a few tokes, stood up again and made another offer. “I will pay anyone in the audience 500 guilders who is willing to give this a try.”

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

“I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the bong.”

Pub tips

amsterdam2008 — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:07:02 +0000

Et lite pub-tips til de ivrigste fra Lillian.
Eller advarsel om du vil….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM

Butikk tips

amsterdam2008 — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:05:28 +0000

Tips fra Herman:

En liten, snodig butikk fylt til randen av nips, kuriosa og gamle designgodbiter

Nic Nic

Pakkeliste

amsterdam2008 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:55:15 +0000

Pass
Gode sko (mye brostein)
Varme klær (kan være surt)
Et litt penere antrekk (ut lørdag)
Regntøy/paraply
Hele, rene sokker (vi må ta av oss skoene lørdag kveld på Nomads)
Hodepinetabletter
Sterilan (vi skal dele rom)

Dan Christians hjørne

amsterdam2008 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:18:21 +0000

Dan har tørket støv av cloggene sine, og tatt på seg ullgenser, klar for Amsterdam tur.
Vi venter i spenning på “kanelbolleprinsesseleah” hårsnurrene også?
Her har Dan fått fritt spillerom til å legge ut linker og kommentarer, følg med!

Velkommen til Amsterdam Bloggen

amsterdam2008 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:20:00 +0000

Årets Tempo/Retail tur går til Amsterdam!

Borat besøker Amsterdam

amsterdam2008 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:19:27 +0000

Her er litt tips fra Borat om Amsterdam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krudM4kHZt4

Klubber og barer

amsterdam2008 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:18:19 +0000

1. Club Escape in Rembrantplein is good on friday night (saturday is all touristy!)

Shop for treasures

amsterdam2008 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:13:56 +0000

Walk the famous 9 streets (theninestreets.com), to pick up cutting edge fashion and eclectic wares.

Don’t miss Lady Day, which sells vintage and secondhand European fashion for a steal. Browse for a designer fragrance like Creed at Skins Cosmetics, investigate the Paul Frank Store , and get pampered at Spoiled, where you’ll be custom matched to a designer pair of jeans.